212885

Joke of the Day

"Heard this one from my little brother. Poor Timmy... Him: Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Me: why? Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Him: Not Timmy."

"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin? The trash gets taken out once a week."

"Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse."

"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."

"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""

"On the bright side, I'm relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists."

"This Joke is a Bit of a Stretch What did the hillbilly say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the class? ""Na, I'm a-stay"""