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Joke of the Day

"Heard this one from my little brother. Poor Timmy... Him: Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Me: why? Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Him: Not Timmy."

"The Benefits of Being Masochistic What doesn't kill you makes you longer"

"My sex life is a lot like the Olympic 100m final. I wait 4 years for it and it's over in less than 10 seconds."

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."

"Is the end of the world happening right now? The internet is not working on my phone, so that was my first logical conclusion."

"What does Jeb Bush say on the toilet? Please crap"

"Why do you think that God hates fags rather than figs? Oh, I got confused; after all, they are both painful on the anus!"

"Newspaper and IPAD I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. ""Don't be silly"", she replied. ""Borrow my iPad."" .... That spider didn't knew what f***ing hit it."

"Get in the van! me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*"

"Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing."