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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""

"We always think the style we're in now is fine yet we always look like idiots 10 years later. How do we learn from this?"

"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."

"A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken."

"How do you get a kid out from a microwave? Please answer before my wife gets home!"

"Tired of hearing the same song over and over again? Try being in marching band."

"Does anybody know if Maternity Wards are open today?"

"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."

"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."