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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheating wife? a Jenny"
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"What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar"
"""20 McNuggets for $5? That's like a quarter a nugget!"" I exclaimed, hoping that my dinner date would be impressed with my math skills."
"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."
"How come when a child shouts ""This is dumb"" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?"
"In Soviet Russia Assholes are like Opinions KGB only lets you keep one of them"
"A friend told me there's a place like twitter called ""outside"" where people favorite each other by making eye contact and smiling. Unfollow."
"Girl asks a guy... How big he thinks her boobs are, he replies, ""looks like im gonna have to do an inbreastigation!"""
"What do you call the boner of a necrophiliac? Mourning wood"
"Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers."