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Joke of the Day
"What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!???? A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!"
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"What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? ""Meowch!"""
"What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip."
"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"
"What did little Jonny have to say on the topic of meteorites? No comet."
"What do you call a bullying competition? A jerk-off"
"I started dating this girl online who says she's from Turkey but I'm starting to doubt her. It was definitely Instant-bull."
"How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it"
"Why is women's soccer so boring? Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues. Thank you, thank you."
"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"