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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lazy lizard? A procrastigator."
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"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"
"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."
"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Confusious say ""Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."""
"A conservative is beating a liberal in a debate [removed]"
"Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back."
"How do you make a baby cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear."
"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."
"Light a man a fire... You'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"