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Joke of the Day

"A cleaning service of men who think a hot girl is coming over in 20 minutes."

"Smart Friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."

"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"

"What's the difference between a blind hunter and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit while the other hoots but can't shit"

"Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children."

"To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow."

"""Zyzzyva, Zyxst, Zyxt..."" - Noah Webster's last words"

"Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died."

"I have to wonder why we have ""non-essential"" government employees in the first place."