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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blind hunter and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit while the other hoots but can't shit"

"Can you cure hereditary diarrhea? Or does it just run through your jeans?"

"Lorena Bobbit died in a car accident today From what I hear, some dick cut her off."

"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."

"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""

"I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon. I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line."

"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup"

"Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power."

"Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?"