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Joke of the Day
"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"
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"I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis. She's not half-bad."
"What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon."
"Knock Knock Whos there Ellen Ellen who? Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out."
"What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March"
"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"
"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."
"And asks for a drink... A time traveller walks into a bar."