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Joke of the Day
"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"
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"A woman walks into a bar... she walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre, So he gives it to her."
"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"
"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."
"test. don't click. **woah this is thick** *tower of pisa* super^man ~~assassinated~~ [NotPorn](httP://pornhub.com)"
"What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common Sense"
"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."
"What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be? Beef Jerky."
"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"
"When is a bread not kneaded? When it's unnecessary"