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Joke of the Day
"What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common Sense"
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"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."
"Your mom xD"
"What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now"
"What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee."
"I saved 15% on car insurance by switching.... The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident"
"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"
"Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil"
"What's the fastest way to ruin free pie? Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning"
"If girls have two X chromosomes... Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?"