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Joke of the Day
"What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be? Beef Jerky."
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"What does a gay horse eat? Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
"The list of things I hate the most is -Hate -Lists -Irony -Cheap jokes stolen from the internet -Irony -Repetition -Did I mention irony?"
"My dad put snowballs in the blender I miss snowballs he was a great cat"
"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""
"When the cashier asks, ""Paper or plastic"", I say, ""Plastic"", then use the bag to suffocate a bird in the parking lot while staring him down."
"One of my friend told me that she got accepted at Dalhousie University... I told her to stay away from the dentistry students"
"perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower"
"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."