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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Polish airplane? A Jet-ski."
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"Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds? The bucket"
"Political Satire If con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress? Also, opposite of consitution."
"I just got laid ... off."
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."
"I took my girlfriend bungee jumping. As her body hit and spread out over the rocks below, I thought, ""That'll teach you to lie about your weight."""
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."
"My girlfriend burned our Hawaiian pizza today... I should have told her to put the oven on aloha setting."
"What's the difference between a walrus and a vagina? One has thick whiskers and smells like fish. The others a WALRUS."
"Why was the lettuce scared of the salad? Cos."