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Joke of the Day
"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"
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"A young boy asks his Jewish father if he can have $10.... The father responds ""8 dollars?! What do you need 6 dollars for?!"" :)"
"I hate double standards. If a baby crawls around, it's ""adorable,"" but if I do, I'm ""causing a disturbance"" and ""need to leave""? Whatever."
"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."
"What's the difference between OP and Fed-Ex?"
"What does a Blond do every Sunday? Swallow Jesus."
"When we first dated I thought your freckles were dots of inexcusable cuteness. Now I can see how joined up they draw a pentagram."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy!"
"You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*"
"Two men walk into a bar Well that wasn't very smart"