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Joke of the Day
"Some day I have a victim mentality But it's not my fault"
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"How do you tell a real Ferrari from a fake one? You take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."
"A girl asked me if I had AIDS... I said: ""Uh, I don't think you can get that from a goat."""
"I only had 3 goals in Monopoly as a kid: Dog game piece Boardwalk and Park Place. Steal your money when you go to the bathroom."
"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"
"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."
"I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S."
"Trump announces plan to crush China by sending Chris Christie to every Chinese buffet in the country."
"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"
"What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker."