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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a real Ferrari from a fake one? You take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Seven Eight Nine!"

"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."

"My friend Diego lost is id. He still has his ego and superego, the bastard!"

"I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."

"Girls who marry for money & guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end."

"I found out why the Ringling Brothers Circus closed down. All the clowns moved to Washington D.C."

"""Spelt"" is a type of wheat. ""Spelled"" is what you just did incorrectly."