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Joke of the Day

"what's black and white and red all over a nun with a harpoon through her"

"Did you know that most statistics are made up? Around 93,7%"

"What's the difference between LSD and my dad? LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me."

"So what do you say to an invisible man? Stand Clear."

"Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR"

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."

"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."

"The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe. If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth."

"Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. They get their presents from Satan."

"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."