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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that most statistics are made up? Around 93,7%"
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"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"
"Confessions A man goes to a priest and says : ""Father i have sinned a lot lately. I hustled some money from a Jew"". The priest answers :""Son that's not a sin, it's a MIRACLE ! """
"Two of the three times I've jumped out of a moving car, Beiber was on the radio. The other time my grandma entered the freeway the wrong way."
"I can't be the only person who hears the phone ringing and says ""oh fuck, what NOW?"""
"How do you know when the Moon is going broke? When it's down to it's last quarter."
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"I like my women like I like my coffee...... Ground up and in the freezer"
"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."