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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree Ba-dum tss"
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"The French Navy Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old French navy."
"My wife was getting freaky.. ... And she kept screaming 'Harder, Ryan!'. And that kind of made me mad, since my name is Leonard."
"I think my friend is a vampire I stabbed him in the heart with a wooden stake and he died"
"Why are men better swimmers than women they are part sperm"
"I swear skinny people without butts eat the most... They're bottomless!"
"""Be patient."" - Mr Miyagi telling Daniel how to bang a nurse"
"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."
"What do you call a obese fortune teller? A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!"
"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"