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Joke of the Day
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.."
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"Marriage tip: When times get tough, never tell a woman she needs to ""sacrifice."" Women do not like this term. Always say ""prioritize."""
"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."
"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."
"Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !"
"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."
"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""
"What's a shark's favorite illegal substance? Reefer"
"I once dated a woman named Kim who hated to be called Kimberly. Then I dated a woman named Chelsea who really hated to be called Kimberly"
"What's a rancher's favorite sex position? Doggy style. You can't really do much else to a horse."