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Joke of the Day

"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."

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"When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place."
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"My buddy David lost his id so now I just call him Dave."
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"A pirate with two peg legs walks into a bar... The bartender looks up from his newspaper and says ""you're cut off."""
"Please don't advertise your ""three-egg omelet."" I want plausible deniability regarding how many eggs I am about to eat."
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