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Joke of the Day

"Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece? He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands"

"WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY"

"They are investigating Princes death... They dusted for prince, but found him face down in the corner."

"United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes."

"4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""

"What did the Nazi with celiac disease say at the breakfast table? Excuse me, but is this cereal Glutenfrei?"

"Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word"

"Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned."