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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... It never gets old."

"What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol? My record is 21 years."

"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"

"My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory."

"Why did little Jimmy break open his computer? It said that it had 20 cookies in it."

"And God said to Peter, ""come forth and I shall give you eternal life"" Unfortunately Peter came fifth and won a toaster"

"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."

"Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken"