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Joke of the Day

"My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory."

"I was gonna tell a joke about a pizza but it was way too cheesy!"

"Why do anarchists smell so bad? Because they're *revolting*"

"What do you call two fruits that can't get married? Cantaloupes"

"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""

"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."

"HI I'M GOING TO HAVE AN UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD YET PRIVATE PHONE CALL ON THIS BUS AND EXHIBIT A STUNNING LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS. THANK YOU."

"What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK? They both make black men run faster."

"What's the most common marriage proposal? You're what!"

"Why are almost all brides dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the washing machine"