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Joke of the Day
"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."
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"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."
"How to get revenge on a pedophile Give him a taste of his own medicine and start touching his dick instead."
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seriously, how many blondes? Need to know ASAP."
"What do the Irish hate more than potatoes? No potatoes."
"Nerd joke nicca say wat?"
"How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !"
"ELEVATOR SHOES Q: What's yellow and goes up and down? A: A banana in an elevator."
"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"
"""Any minute now. Any minute..."" -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood"