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Joke of the Day
"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"
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"Why did God invent women? You think he's gonna wash the dishes?"
"'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'"
"Keep your friends close and your enemies under the front wheels of your vehicle."
"In the final analysis, why did Yu do better than Hu? Hu died and left Yu king. Wait a minute - how can you so sure about what's after death? Who died and left you king? Isn't that what I just said?"
"beer gardens are great because who wouldn't want to grow beer"
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""
"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"
"Facebook: Holy Crap, I know this person. Twitter: Good Lord, I know this person."
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"