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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken"
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"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"
"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."
"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"
"I wanted to throw an earth day party... But I forgot to planet"
"Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar."
"I don't know when but there was a moment in my life when food changed from friend to lover."
"Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!"
"Don't listen to anything your ex boyfriend says. He is always wrong. Unless he says you're spectacular and give good head, then, he is right"
"How are women and hurricanes alike? The both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."