49109
Joke of the Day
"The biggest Myth is to solve problems of MATH"
Next Joke
"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"
"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"
"Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C"
"If a man stands alone in a forest... If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish? He's running down the street with the bike under his arm."
"People tell me that I'm a bad knitter oops, wrong thread"
"I could've been a boxer, like my father. He could've been one too Source: Simon Munnery"
"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now."
"Hillary will give her concession speech... Since somebody paid her $250,000 speaking fee."