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Joke of the Day

"If a man stands alone in a forest... If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt!"

"Why don't you sleep with an 90 year old lady..... Have you ever tried to peel a grilled cheese apart?!?"

"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"

"Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it."

"How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !"

"I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage"

"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."

"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."

"Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't"