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Joke of the Day
"Hillary will give her concession speech... Since somebody paid her $250,000 speaking fee."
Next Joke
"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."
"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"
"You cannot taste me until you undress me. Sincerely , Banana"
"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"
"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"
"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its own nuts... First guy says, ""I wish I could do that"" The other replies, ""you should try petting him first"""
"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."
"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."
"Yo mama so fat her nickname is ""Lardo"""