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"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it is always down the chimney."
"I've feeding my kid Green Beans for St Patties Day so I can have green vomit on me without having to drink 26 green beers."
"[goes to museum of fine art] ""Just how fine can this art be, anyway"" [sees a vase in a thong] ""oh damn"""
"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."
"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""
"Knock, Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who? Let us out."
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"My friend bored me when talking about Latin... they had discussed it ad nauseam."