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Joke of the Day

"CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir"

"I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number Holy moley!"

"[SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end."

"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."

"you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous"

"Phil Hughs At least he died having a bat"

"What did one fish say to another fish after Eve had her first bath? Great, now we smell like woman."

"[arguing w girlfriend] Her: I feel like we have communication problems. Me: srsly? wow I text u like every day."

"What is Eminem made of? He is made of Mathers"

"Stupid people have it made. Nobody expects anything from them and when they do something right people act like they cured cancer."