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Joke of the Day

"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"

"The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was ""funny and spontaneous"" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming..."

"Based on the amount of animal hair, clinging to your t-shirt, I'm going to pass on your homemade cookies, thank you."

"IT routine is full of jokes What is suitable for the employer it's real pain in ass for the recruiter"

"I just ran over a tree, a 5'2"" blonde screaming tree with a purse."

"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."

"What country makes the most milk? Nepal"

"Whenever I think of a funny status I always get a pen and write it down so I can use it later, and if the pen is too far away I just convince myself that it wasn't that funny anyway."

"Q: Why did the fly fly? A: Because the spider spied her."

"Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work."