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Joke of the Day
"What country makes the most milk? Nepal"
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"There's a petition urging Bill Cosby to change his name to Cuz Billbe Cuz Bill be a rapist, of course ..."
"What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost and made ppl sad as fuck. joke's on the ppl cus their sad as fuck and i dont care"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."
"Q: What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? A: Patty O'Furniture."
"Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL."
"How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest"
"A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat."
"What do you call a constipated vegan? A grasshole."
"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"