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Joke of the Day

"You can call me a ""simpleton"" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I eventually had to take his bike away."

"""Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong."" - murderers, apparently."

"Why did the feminist burn down the field of canola? She said she was defending herself against rape."

"I like having conversations on elevators because you know there's a time limit."

"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from."

"Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ... Orange is the new Black"

"When are we going to change ""til death do us part"" to ""for the next five years"" ?"

"What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream? Shocklate."