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Joke of the Day
"What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet."
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"What type of clothing does a House wear? Address."
"[NSFW] What is the difference between two towers? A plane"
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"Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high."
"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."
"If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car."
"I pulled my cow's udder, but nothing came out. He's a milk dud."
"Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse. Just drink your tea. The toddler will tell us what to do next."