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Joke of the Day

"If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car."

"The NFL replacement refs"

"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"

"I like my coffee like I like my women ..Without a penis"

"my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger"

"New to reddit My friend David forgot his I.D so now we just call him dav"

"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He tried to drink tea before it was cool."

"Just been offered a 42 Plasma TV for 100. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought fuck it, at that price you can't turn it down."

"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"