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Joke of the Day
"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."
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"I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters. They usually come up short."
"I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited."
"My Girlfriend wanted me to give her anal. I said fuck that shit."
"TRUE STORY: woke up around 3am with a great idea for a tweet; this morning found a note reading ""Hills, they are nature's stairs!"" Please RT"
"Guy Who Invented the Jet Engine: this will revolutionize the travel industry Guy Who Really Hates Geese: yeah that too"
"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"
"How to make a girl furious in 2 steps... Step 1, take a picture of her Step 2, don't show it to her"
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common"
"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"