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Joke of the Day

"Ive been stupid enough to develop amnesia... I dont know what i was thinking ..... ~~*ba dum tissss*~~"

"What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria? A map."

"What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones? Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much."

"Fun Fact: Organic milk only comes from cows that do yoga and moo about being a vegetarian or marathons they were in."

"I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor."

"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."

"If your band's name is a plural & it doesn't have a ""the"" in front of it, I will fucking put one there."

"A deckhand comes up to the pirate captain. ""The cannons be ready, Captain,"" he reports. *""Are,""* the captain scornfully replies."

"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."

"Wanna hear a joke? My ex wife still misses me..."