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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."
Next Joke
"Fireman: Is anyone else inside the house? Me: Uh yes..my son is trapped in my room he- [fireman charges into blaze] ..HE LOOKS LIKE AN XBOX"
"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"
"What do you get if you fuck an Antarctic penguin? A Chilly Willy."
"Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don't hate all those birches..."
"What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights? Feminem"
"Definition of 1ply toilet paper. Finding your inner self."
"What do you call an undercover cop? A pig in a blanket."
"Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other? Because they are dead."
"I'm walking a mile in someone elses shoes today. Not to be tolerant; but because I can't find mine and my son wears the same size."