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Joke of the Day

"A dad is suspicious, and asks his teenager ""Son, would you pass a drug test right now?"" ""Sure, I know all about drugs - quiz me!"""

"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"

"Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall? For the Halibut."

"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."

"How are blind kids punished by their parents? The parents move the furniture."

"What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want"

"What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet? Nothing lmao bees cant learn."

"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."

"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"

"When I was young I wanted to be smart, like my dad ... he also wants to be smart!"