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Joke of the Day
"Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? They are delighted."
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"I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read ""Fcuk this sh1t! Stay in the house!"""
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"Why was the Roman upset with the porn site? They only had XXX videos"
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
"Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can't come."
"Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers? Admission now costs an arm and a leg!"
"I want to apologize for the awful true things I said when I was angry."
"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"So my friend is dating twins... ...And I said, ""Isn't it hard to tell them appart?"" He replied with, ""Well not really, the brother has a moustache."""