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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot."
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"I'm sorry that I gave your baby a wine cooler. I forgot that I superglued a mustache on him earlier and thought he was of legal age."
"Knock-knock Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here, man..."
"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."
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"I know one person who thinks he's an owl. Who? Now I know two."
"A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!"
"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."