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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of a semicolon? Something I usually have after a long night of drinking."
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"[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: ""Table for one, please."""
"What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen? Carlos"
"What does a trumpet player use as contraception? His personality."
"My mother died suddenly from natural causes. I strangled her with kelp."
"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."
"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""
"What did the dwarf pimp say to the two prostitutes at the beginning of the night? Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go"
"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."
"*makes 58008 on an abacus and turns it upside down* dammit"