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Joke of the Day
"What does a trumpet player use as contraception? His personality."
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"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."
"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"
"Why are there whiteboards standing out in each class in school? Because they are remarkable!"
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"What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time."
"What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend? I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain."
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"Me: ""you hang up"" Her: ""no you hang up"" Me: ""no you hang up"" Her: ""no y-"" Jail clerk: ""sir, you only get one phone call."""
"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in a cellar"