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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !"
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"I'm getting worried about the amount of violence in modern society. I went to a pet shop and asked the man behind the counter ""Do you have fat balls? He punched me on the nose."
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"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."
"I miss being a sperm. I wish life was simple again."
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