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Joke of the Day
"What do you use when you go fishing for nudes on the internet? A boober!"
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"a fruedian slip is when you say one thing. . . . when you're thinking of a mother."
"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."
"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."
"Watts a homonym?"
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."
"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."
"What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill? A $100 bill makes change"
"I was going to make a chemistry joke... but I didn't know if it would get a positive reaction."
"What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey? The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old."