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Joke of the Day

"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"

"What do you call your wife's sisters husband? An asshole, for marrying the hot sister"

"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."

"Put on sunglasses. Now run past a crowd of people with your index finger on your ear screaming ""SNIPER HAS BEEN SPOTTED SIR"""

"Egyptian 1: Hey did you just fart? Egyptian 2: Yes Egyptian 1: Please don't do that again it absolutely sphinx."

"What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend? Don't be koi."

"Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however"

"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."

"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."

"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."