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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach"
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"How does a gay male take off his condom? He farts."
"I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, ""If you got it flaunt it."""
"afraid Alone in my room and and thinking someone is also there lol."
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"it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls"