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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover"

"Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas"

"How do you get a man in a coma hard? Lick his Comatoes"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"

"inspired by the recent election, i'm going to run for president the first step will be to change my name to ""none of the above""."

"What did the mushroom say to the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!"

"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."

"Why does no one like the swiss army? Because they are all a bunch of tools."

"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."

"Two men walk into a bar. The first says, ""i'll have some H20"". The second says, ""sounds good, I'll have some H20 too"" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide)."