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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover"
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"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."
"""GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL"" -Soccerates"
"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."
"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"
"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"
"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."
"Birth certificate Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"
"Three Jews walk into a bar Mitzvah."