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Joke of the Day

"I asked my co-worker if she liked Adele.. Co-worker: No, I haven't listened to any of her music actually. Me: Oh! Then you must be rolling in the deep!"

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"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"
"Damn Donald.... Back at it again with the white fans"
"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."
"atom bomb Two rednecks read the paper: the government spent 10 billion $ on a new&improved atom bomb. One of them says: ""please god, let it drop in my back yard"""
"What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base."
"Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days."
"How do you know if somebody is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner I'm sorry !"
"Friend: You'll find love again. Me: STOP THREATENING ME"